Doc Johnson Radiant Gems G-spot Dong

This thing stinks. No, literally, it stinks. Doc Johnson is one of the largest manufacturers of sex toys in America and they make some really cool stuff. But for some reason they have yet to make a jelly-type toy that doesn’t smell like a chemical plant. If you don’t know why odor is a big issue with regard to my sex toys you should read the article titled Smelly Toys.

That being said, if you’re one of the lucky people that were born without olfactory nerves or you use condoms on your toys anyway and don’t care about the smell of chemicals emanating from them, I’ll go ahead and tell you a little more about it.

The G-spot Dong is part of Doc Johnson’s Radiant Gems line. They call it Radiant Gems because of the shimmering effect that light has on the material - it’s quite nice looking. The one I’m holding is “Rose” colored, which is a dark shade of pink.

Dongs come in a variety of tempers or levels of elasticity (how much they do or do not wiggle). This one I’d say is a 2 on a scale of 10, where 10 is the hardest. That’s good if you like for your dong to wiggle a lot, or if you have trouble getting just the right angle with a stiffer dong.

This one is of course curved for g-spot play, which in my book means p-spot play as well. It’s also 8 insertable inches, which means it should be easy enough to reach your partners spot, and then some. After the curved tip the shaft diameter is about 1 1/8” it has a very nice taper for about 3” to approximately 1 3/8”. Then comes a much shorter taper down to 1” making what should be a very sweet sensation for your partner as their outer wall opens and closes around the shaft as you stroke in and out.

The base is harness compatible and will fit about a 1 1/4” ring. It is not a suction cup base.

Doc Johnson calls it Sil-a-gel - I call it Smell-a-gel. They say it’s non-toxic - I say that can’t be true. They say it’s anti-bacterial - I say of course; with a smell like that it could kill all kinds of bacteria, even the good kind. They say it’s Latex-free and Cadmium free - I say who cares, it stinks. And here’s the best part of what’s actually printed on the package for this thing - they say it’s “Softly Scented.”

To sum it up, if you don't mind having to use a condom on your toy, then go ahead, buy it. But if you're like me and would rather the people down at Doc Johnson not make stuff like this in the first place, call my friends at The Velvet Venus and let them find something like it that doesn't stink. It may even cost less.